ACO Operations Planning Directive;
CODE NAME: Buddy’s Birthday Challenge
Mission Task Bravo
SOTG command team physical activity. Take a video record of mission task beta and transmit via text to JFC. Command team members are required to rendezvous at the top of the driveway in front of your Habitational Occupancy Unit Security Enclosure (HOUSE). Two team members shall determine code designations for mission task bravo. One team member shall be code named “Flerg” and the other “Wolverine”. You may print the order sheet below.
Mission Task Bravo Order Sheet
Initiative One: Wolverine is required to carry Flerg on his/her back to the bottom of the drive, team members switch position and carry back to the top.
Initiative Two: Team members are required to do 100 air squats. Only one team member is required to do air squats at a time. Team members may switch at any time until you have reached 100 air squats. The team member not doing air squats is required to pick up and hold the 25 pound object acquired in mission task alpha. Squats may not begin until the 25 pound object is off the ground.
Initiative Three: Repeat Initiative One. Twice.
Initiative Four: Teams may move to grass or other soft surface if desired. Flerg is required to get into a push-up position and Wolverine is required to crawl under Flerg, then Wolverine assumes the push-up position. Once Wolverine is in the push-up position, Flerg may exit the push-up position and crawl under Wolverine. This constitutes a single “rep”. Complete ten reps to accomplish this initiative.
Initiative Five: Repeat Initiative One.
This concludes mission task bravo. Transmit video record to JFC via text to the HALO account and proceed to mission task charlie.
Mission Task Charlie
Undercover reality interdiction. Report back to your video connectivity portal. Your mission is to assume a new identity so you will not be recognized and integrate into a real-life simulation. Perform ONE simulation from the list below. Choose an appropriate identity and perform the required dialog and dramatical interaction with your other SOTG command team members. Transmit video of your completed simulation to JFC via text to the HALO account.
Children wreslting. Sister Encarnación runs in to break up the mele.
Sister Encarnación: What is wrong with you?
Nacho: But sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles.
Sister Encarnación: Ignacio, they are wrestling in a sacred place.
Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face… or a punch to the face… but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour.
Sister Encarnación: Smiles
Chancho: So you’ve never wrestled?
Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don’t be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It’s the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That’s fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!
Nacho: I don’t see them. They should be coming back.(Leans against wall and whips head fast)
Sister Encarnación: Where is your robe, Ignacio?
Nacho: It was… stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. (Tightens butt)
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you… (Turns toward Sister Encarnación) I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches.(Kneels down) But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his…nucleus.
Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?
Napoleon: (takes a bottle of Gatorade from the refrigerator and stops short) Who are you?
Lafawnduh: I’m Lafawnduh.
Napoleon: What are you doing here?
Lafawnduh: I’m waiting for Kip. (short pause) Why are you so sweaty? (points at him)
Napoleon: Been practicing.
Lafawnduh: Practicing what?
Napoleon: My dance moves. (compulsively turns his head and takes a swig of Gatorade)
End when Lafawnduh throws tape at Napolian.
No Dialog, end at puppet.
Simulations Options, Multiple:
You are on your own here.
Congratulations on successfully competing Buddy’s Birthday Challenge mission. That is all.